
Ovid, Foreground; Scarlett squeezing flower, background
I’ve currently reading Metamorphoses by Ovid. When I first started properly reading (post- university, 1998), I limited myself to the classics and modern classics (up to the mid 1970s), to gain a reasonable grounding in literature. In recent years I’ve been mostly reading modern fiction, but this caught my eye at a summer car boot sale.
I didn’t know anything about the Metamorphoses (I’m not like, square) other than it was old, probably a poem and probably in Latin. Well; it’s a Roman narrative poem from 8 AD and is a collection of ancient Greek myths around the theme of things turning into other things.
So far I’m finding it quite boring because it doesn’t have any central plot or characters; it’s just a mass of stories around the theme. When it’s good, it’s good though, full of fantastic happenings and exciting exploits. It’s also depressing – almost every tale features one god or another disguised as someone/thing else and conning or seducing an unsuspecting human. Then, in order to punish the human or cover up his/her crime (as for example Jupiter who is always hiding his rapes from his wife like some horrible sitcom), the human gets turned into a tree/animal/stone for all eternity. The gods continually act in a petty, cruel manner, abusing their position. Just last night I read about the mortal Niobe who boasts about her superiority to the goddess Leto, since she has a big family and Leto only has two sons. Leto responds by sending her two sons Apollo and Artemis to murder all 14 of Niobe’s children. I mean; what?!

Niobe understandably upset
I read an exciting bit last week about Perseus. In the film Clash of the Titans (1981 version), Perseus kills Medusa then rescues Andromeda from the Kraken in return for her hand in marriage…happy ending. Wrong! It turns out Andromeda is already betrothed to Phineus, who doesn’t react well to the news that his girlfriend is now going to marry a complete stranger. Andromeda’s family side with Perseus; half because that’s part of the saving their daughter deal and half because Phineus wasn’t any help against the sea monster. Phineus goes round to Andromeda’s house with a small army and there’s a total, gory massacre…
Phorbas of Syene, the son of Metion, and Libyan Amphimedon, eager to commit to the fight, fell, having slipped on the ground, warm and drenched with blood on every side. Rising, they were stopped by the sword, piercing Phorbas’s throat, and Amphimedon’s ribs. But Perseus did not challenge Eurytus, son of Actor, who had a battle-axe, with his scimitar, instead, lifting a mixing bowl, embossed with decorations and very heavy in weight, high in the air, with both hands, he dashed it down on the man, who vomited bright red blood, and, lying on his back, beat the earth with his head. Then Perseus overthrew Polydegmon, born of the blood of Queen Semiramis, Abaris from Caucasia, Lycetus from the River Spercheos region, Helices with flowing hair, Clytus and Phlegyas, and trod on a mounting pile of the dying.
It carries on like that for a while until…
When Perseus saw indeed that, his efforts would succumb to the weight of numbers, he said ‘Since you plan it like this, I will ask help of the enemy. If there are any friends here, turn your face away!’ and he held up the Gorgon’s head.

Enough is enough
Both pictures from Wikipedia:
Niobe
Perseus
Quotation text from A. S. Kline’s Poetry Archive